Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells
her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone
calls him 'Father.'" The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a
bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'Your Grace.'"
The third Catholic woman says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks
into a room, people say 'Your Eminence.'" Since the fourth Catholic
woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women give her this
subtle "Well...?" Finally she replies, "My son is a gorgeous, sexy,
antler wearing, bodybuilding Pagan. When he walks into a room, women
say, 'Oh my God.'"